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princesssnapdragon
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:16 pm    Post subject: Marriage Joke Reply with quote

Not the funniest joke in the world, but it gave me a chuckle!

Before marriage.... .

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
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esabelly
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How is interracial marriage and same sex marriage the same? Marrying a member of the same gender is not the same as marrying a person of a different race because race and gender are not parallel, they’re not the same and here’s why. There is no difference between a white human and a black human’s psyche, but there are immense differences between a man and a woman’s psyche. Men and women are equal but not the same. If you are attracted to men and not women (regardless of your gender) you notice that men and women are not the same too, if you are attracted to women and not men (regardless of your gender) you notice that men and women are not the same also.
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LangAmil



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know that message.. lol
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SpecKiller



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was a good one and I laughed a lot after reading it from below.
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